Honey, I…

“I did all the things you asked me to do except for the ones I don’t remember.”

Ice Cream Philosophiser

“Dad, if you think about it everything in the world is either made of ice cream, or not made of ice cream.” While this is a bit odd it does show a propensity for binary thinking.  I didn’t quite know how to respond, but in my head I’m thinking 1’s and 0’s aren’t going to…

White Board Quotes

When you walk around the building you find white boards being used for different things. Sorry for the glare. This was found next to our help desk folks and reads:“When you hold the power button down to turn something off, it feels like you’re choking the life out of it and watching it die.” What’s…

Math Jokes

Dad jokes are wonderfully punny.  Similarly, I find number jokes delightful.